Originally published on: 08/04/2011
She slowly grew thinner and thinner
Because she would never eat dinner
Being the skinniest
She won some lame contest
Where skeletons crowned her the winner.
All the college students rolled
In laughter at her words of gold
Wondering why she
Talked like a baby
And found she was just ten years old
Throughout the world, people would stare
At her lovely poker straight hair
But one day they caught her
And poured on it water
Her curls gave them a massive scare
She spoke with utmost wit and candour
Never did her thoughts meander
But the sad part
Is she was so smart
That no one else could understand her
A friendly informative tower
Who discreetly wields immense power,
She tells funny stories
And makes you feel at ease
But can silence all with her glower
The girl was a bit of a g(l)eek
And a highly organized freak
Always under stress
To make more progress,
Her teenage bones began to creak
Coffee, she says with a wink,
Is a very powerful drink
It makes you go wild
And scream like a child
But heightens your power to think
Her words like most deadly bees stung
Though each witty insult she flung
Was comic and clever.
They knew they would never
Need cutting tools besides her tongue.
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