About ME

I think all "About Me" pages exist to fool bloggers into believing that someone actually cares to read about them, unless they're already big shots.


I love how Blogger lets you make your own templates and stuff!


The coffee is for you because you looked at this page, irrespective of whether or not you read everything on it. In case you really do want a little more information, I'm pasting what I had on the "About" page of my Wordpress blog right here:

About

“About” is such a vague title for a page. One could be writing about anything. I would change it to something else, but I’m terrible at naming things, so I’ll go with this.

Well, after years of people telling me to start blogging, I’ve finally given in. I still think personal blogs function chiefly as an ego massage for the blogger, but having admitted to that, everyone who repeatedly told me to get into this had better read what I have to say. If I ever sound authoritative (which I’m sure I often will) it’s because this platform allows it, so don’t blame me.

Why “Holy Mackerel!”? Simply because that was (more or less) my first thought when I realized I had to name it, and like I mentioned before, I’m terrible at coming up with titles.

I love music, bubbles, and coffee. I hate cockroaches.

That’s all you need to know about me, because if you’re someone who knows me, you know other stuff, and if you’re not, you don’t need to know any more.  Also, I don’t think anyone really wants to read paragraphs about me, because honestly, who cares?

Look, I made you coffee just for visiting this page! 

Now go read my other posts.