Tuesday, 12 April 2011

Bleeding Blue?


Originally published on: 30/03/2011

Every time there’s a cricket match scheduled for the near future, people all around me start going crazy, and I’ve always wondered, What is it about cricket that creates this nation-wide hysteria? Personally, I’ve always thought of it as the most boring game ever invented, with the exception of golf.
I doubt World Cup football would have as many viewers as the cricket World Cup does throughout the country, even if there was an Indian football team playing at that level. It’s astounding, and at times pretty scary, when you realize how far some people are willing to go to make sure they get to watch a match, especially if it involves India and the World Cup. And if it’s a match between India and Pakistan, you’ll hardly hear people discussing any other topic.
Go out on a day when there’s a match in the city, and travelling on the road outside the cricket stadium is hell, unless you go that way while the match is going on, in which case you have a nice smooth ride with absolutely no traffic. It’s the most common thing in the world to see crowds of people outside appliance stores, watching cricket on the television sets up for display. People who can’t avoid travelling make sure they get home (or some place with a screen) before the match begins. Domestic servants forget about time constraints and other houses they work in to squat down in front of the television, stare open-mouthed at the proceedings on the field and cheer for the Men in Blue.
I still puzzle over why cricketers are considered heroes in this country, or why most people aren’t nearly as excited about more focused games like tennis or football. Hockey may officially be the national game, but it is sadly pushed to a corner while cricket hogs the spotlight as the most beloved sport.
All that being said, I can’t help but give cricket the credit it deserves for being the strongest binding factor for Indians, cutting across all boundaries and uniting billions of people from all nooks and crannies across the nation. I’ll never understand what magic the sport has that possesses people put their lives on hold for several hours, and I don’t think I ever will, but in the end, I suppose it doesn’t matter at all, because there are some things you just can’t explain.
So I ask myself, am I bleeding blue like millions of excited Indians? Well, somewhere deep down in my heart, beyond my attitude of general condescension towards the sport, I am.

Poem Parodies II


Originally published on: 27/03/2011

Four more. I may have to change stuff later (especially my not-so-great drawings) but since I don’t get graded on my blog, I might as well put them up now.

The Spider and the Fly
He called her once and twice and thrice
Then praised her, and she paid the price –
Walked into his den
Just to be eaten.
Beware of those who are too nice.

The Love Song of J Alfred Prufrock
Italian preludes are fancy
More so when the future is chancy
Chuck your coffee spoon
Because very soon
Your real life will seem like a fant’sy.

Ode on the Death of a Favourite Cat
The snow-white cat reached out to steal
Two fish for her afternoon meal
But slipped in a flash
And with a great splash
She drowned in the waters of teal.
My cat looks weird too. I HAVE to redraw it)

The Lotos-Eaters
Why is spelling such a big deal
When it’s not the lotus for real?
The sailors tasted
The drug, got wasted
And travel lost all its appeal.

Poem Parodies

Originally published on: 27/03/2011

Don’t have the time for a separate blog post because of all the work I have to do for college, so I figured that using some of my stuff for college as a blog post would be a good idea.
So, here are some poems I rewrote as limericks (with my own patronizing interpretations, of course)

Porphyria’s Lover
Her lover did not want to share
With others her long golden hair
So went on to use
The locks as a noose
To kill her. Rapunzel beware.

Lucy poems
Alas, I shall never know why
Poems about her multiply.
I should know by now
She is dead somehow
And shines like diamonds in the sky.

Lochinvar
He arrived at her time of need
So from her dumb groom she was freed
And they galloped away.
He was real brave, they say,
But shouldn’t someone praise the steed?
(My horse looks weird. I knew I should have drawn another Unihorn instead)

Shakespearean sonnet XVIII
Love of mine, someday you’ll die,
But have no fear, baby don’t cry.
My epic sonnet
With your name on it
Will remain forever so fly!

Putting up another set of these as soon as I’m done drawing a couple more pictures.